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Build a party for the young people who keep getting called lazy, chronically online, and, most recently, cockroaches. That's it. That's the mission. The rest is satire.
Mission statement from the CJP website.
We are not here to set up another PM CARES, holiday in Davos on the taxpayer's salary slip, or rebrand corruption as 'strategic spending.'
Vision statement, CJP website.
A union of lazy, unemployed cockroaches.
Instagram bio of the CJP official account.
If you wish to join, hit the link below. Eligibility criteria: unemployed, lazy, chronically online, ability to rant professionally.
Those who rig elections and spread communal hatred are the real anti-nationals. You are the real fighter democracy needs, Mahua Moitra. Welcome to CJP!
Winning the 1983 World Cup is a good enough qualification.
CJP's response when Kirti Azad expressed interest in joining. He was a member of the 1983 cricket World Cup winning squad.
Education Minister of India must resign! Students are committing suicide because of the NEET paper leak. Cockroaches, take this forward. We need to fix the accountability.
A complete ban on post-retirement Rajya Sabha positions for Chief Justices.
50 percent reservation for women in cabinet positions.
A 20-year election ban on politicians who switch parties.
Full transparency under the RTI Act.
No anonymous political donations.
Eligibility criteria: Unemployed by force, choice, or principle · Chronically online for at least 11 hours a day · Professionally talented at ranting online · Lazy enough to avoid productivity reels · Emotionally exhausted by the system.
The official eligibility criteria from the CJP membership form.
10 million on Instagram. 3 days. We out-followed the BJP. Read demand 1 of the manifesto. We out-followed them for a reason.
Today we cleaned a stretch of the Yamuna. In cockroach costumes. Pictures attached. The Yamuna is cleaner today. We are still cockroaches. The system is still the system. We will be back next week.
Documentation of the Yamuna cleanup drive — CJP volunteers in cockroach costumes.
