TEAMAbhijeet Dipke (Founder)@dipke
Day 5 of the swarm. 11 million on Instagram. X account withheld in India. Two TMC MPs in. The 5 demands are non-negotiable. If you joined for the meme, stay for the manifesto.
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TEAMCJP Editorial@cjp-editorial
Today's Lazy Citizen Question: which of the 5 manifesto demands deserves the first protest banner? Voting open until 9 PM IST. Winners go on the next round of cleanup-drive placards.
TEAMCJP Newsroom@cjp-newsroom
X account withheld in India under government order. The original tweets remain at the source, archived. We are pursuing the §69A blocking-order disclosure through counsel. The IG handle, the YouTube, the Telegram, and this app are all reachable.
Newsroom update following the May 21 X account block.
TEAMCJP Grievance@cjp-grievance
Reminder: every piece of CJP-published content marked [SATIRE] is satire. If you came across a post in our name that you believe crosses the line, the grievance channel is one click away. 24-hour acknowledgement. 15-day resolution. Faster for impersonation.
TEAMCJP Community@cjp-community
If you signed up via the Google Form and you're seeing this, your Swarm-ID is being assigned. The Rant Wall opens to writes for verified members in the next 24 hours. Read-only is open now. Pace yourself.
TEAMAbhijeet Dipke (Founder)@dipke
Press: 'Will CJP contest the Bankipur by-election?' Me: 'We will read the manifesto out loud at the polling booth and see what happens.' This is the level of seriousness. Take it accordingly.